I had somewhat of a epiphany last night while relaxing on the couch watching television. Santa Claus is not from the North Pole! Not only is he not from the North Pole, but he isn't even from the planet earth. That's right readers, jolly old St. Nick is an alien from another world.
In recent years it has been recognized that it is physically impossible for Santa Claus to complete his gift giving journey throughout the world in a single night. This fact has even been published on the popular urban legend site snopes.com. Please see http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/physics.asp.
So where is Santa from you ask? I believe the logical answer is that Santa Claus is a Time Lord from Gallifrey and that his sleigh and reindeer are his TARDIS. It is the ability to travel back and forth through time that makes it appear that all that traveling is completed in just one 24 hour period. As for the reindeer and sleigh, that must be some sort of illusion projected by the TARDIS to hide Santa's true identity.
A belated Merry Christmas to all! Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings.
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